MEMEHUNTER

Coefficient of relatedness.

The euphoria of last night fades into a dim, beige ache somewhere in my parietal lobe.

So, the wedding was lovely. My cousin looked gorgeous, her fella grinning like a melon. Excellent. Nice food, free booze. Got a bit drunk. Spent an entertaining evening meeting new family members. Notably, my cousins' cousins, on their mother's side. 0.016 genetically identical to me. Nice lads too. Fear I may have come across as a bit of a drunken fool. Ah well. My other cousin's girlfriend was increadably drunk and grabbed the father of the bride's tummy. Ha ha.

Bit of dancing. Then poured self into a cab and shuffled home with post alcohol fuge on me. Expensive cab ride too. Hmm.

Like a melon? Maybe I'm still drunk.

posted by Memehunter @ 11:56 AM